My memory of Orkney is of unremittingly grey weather – which
is almost unfair because every time the sun came out so did my camera with the
result that a surprising number of pictures suggest that the weather was okay.
It wasn’t. True it didn’t really rain but I did need a jumper, a coat (yes the
one full of holes that made me look like a down and out), a scarf, and gloves.
The Scottish one had a hat, it was a balaclava, I expect we made quite an
impression on the local population. Leicestershire feels as hot as hell after
all that.
Happily the B&B we stayed at (Holland house) was amazing
– warm, welcoming, open fires (very much appreciated) scones for breakfast – a little
bit of heaven, and grim weather sometimes has it’s upsides. When we went to
look at Skara Brae (oldest Neolithic village in Europe is what the website says)
it was initially sunny and infested with bus tourists. Skara Brae is quite
small so three bus loads of assorted Europeans wondering why they didn’t go to Greece
to look at remains which are still really quite old and in the sun makes quite
an impact on the overall ambience. It also meant the cafe was full.
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I didn't take my own picture so this one is shamelessly pinched from the Skaill house web page |
With an instinct for approaching rain born and honed in the
Shetland Islands (which were apparently ‘enjoying’ weather even less summery)
it soon became apparent that a romantic walk on the beach should be postponed
in favour of a ash for the interpretation shed/the cafe/or nearby Skaill House
(same ticket but unjustly gets second billing). We headed for Skaill getting in
well ahead of 17 disgruntled French teenagers which was probably a blessing,
and just ahead of the rain.
These are the books that every house would most likely have
had – good middle brow fare, but which don’t generally make it on the library
shelves. I didn’t notice the great long runs of Shakespeare and the like that
never tell you anything about the people who lived there and far preferred these
tatty runs of clearly well read volumes. There was a comfortable chair, a well
placed window, and a book called ‘The Law Breaker’ by someone calling
themselves Ridgwell Cullum – what could have been better than staying for the
rest of the afternoon – if only I’d been allowed to touch!